In my travels last year I found a quirky little book called 11,002 Things To Be Miserable About by Lia and Nick Romeo.
Evil sorcerers
Being a third wheel
Social obligations
Adolescent eye rolling
Charismatic villains
The file on you that may exist in some government office somewhere
Condescension
Buck teeth
Knowing how uninteresting your thoughts are
The silent machinations of your enemies
Teachers who justify their cruelty by saying they are preparing students for the real world
Men who shave their chests
Pretentious melancholy
Sad people who look like frogs
Visible sneeze particles
Grim librarians
Taking the road not taken and getting eating by a grizzly
Untalented children of celebrities who become famous singers
Weirdly shaped baby heads
Where does your brain travel to spend such time on these things? You are so funny and I have to agree all those things listed are things to be miserable about!
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