Ah Correspondence! 2

My Dearest Sister,

So good of you to extend an invitation to a weekend of frivolity at your residence.   I thoroughly enjoyed myself, however I found it a slight inconvenience to myself that your housekeeping staff were absent.  If you so choose to extend an invitation again I would appreciate your help being present as we should enjoy ourselves more so with than without.    One does like to enjoy oneself without the burden of maintaining a home.
I shall regale you with tales from home for a period of time.  Mother is, at present, following the history of the royals which she finds fascinating, however I fear it will eventually become an obsession.  Father has completed his home duties for the evening and continually threatens to retire for the night, much to Mother's disgust.  She bemoans how tiresome it is to have a husband who retires so soon, barely after the supper meal.    They are currently hashing out who will make the most steps toward the other to receive affection.   I believe Mother has won out as Father has had to bend at the waist to give affection to Mother on the chaise which we all know takes great effort.
Before we part via this letter, I would like to invite you and your husband to my manor where we will partake in the evening repast then travel to Baron Von Brenners's chateau for a light supper.    This will be held on Saturday the 2nd of September 2006.   I would dearly love to have you in attendance as an evening bereft of your company is not to be spent in revelry.   Please respond posthaste or I shall have to resort to inviting people I do not care for purely to have the correct numbers at my table.   I await your response eager anticipation.

With much affection,
Your Sister.