Things that I would like to say but I won't because that's just mean.

• What did you do to your hair?  UGH!  It looks like you let a rat chew the ends.  And the colour!  Did the rat wee on your head once it finished eating?  You paid HOW much for it?

• I've decided I'm not going to listen to you for several reasons.  

1. You bore me.
2. Your breath stinks and you stand far too close.
3. You're an idiot.
4. I'm not interested in discussing the trauma you went through during the birth of your children.

• You've been introduced to me as if I should know you.  I don't.  I can't even put a face to the name.   Is there a purpose to this meeting?  Do you have any clue why we have been introduced?   I don't like the look of you.  This conversation is over. 

• If you are trying to repulse me you are doing a great job.  

I realise that I appear to be quite a horrible person but please remember the title of this blog.    Rest assured though there could be more to add.